Wayward Title Misses the Point

Someone needs to check in on CBS Boston. Here are two recent titles from their office:

Horse And Its Owner Stopped Inside Doors Of Plymouth Walmart

92-Year-Old Injured In ‘Unprovoked’ Attack At Quincy Center MBTA Station

Each one of these titles make me wonder what world the CBS writers live in. Perhaps they live in a world of violent nonagenarians and unruly gangs of horses.