Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — “God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
— K.V. (God Bless You Mr. Rosewater)
We’re all phony assholes that strain and push and try to make our slice of the marble a little more bearable. Mr. Vonnegut made the whole damn marble more bearable and I still miss him.