quotDid I crap on your picnicquot

“Hey buddy. Sorry you caught me crapping in the middle of your picnic. I really didn’t mean for you to see that. To apologize for the terrible situation of you seeing me do that, I will immediately stop crapping in the middle of your picnic. I also want to assure you that I never meant for you to see that. In fact, I have changed the terms of our agreement that you never read (it’s over there on that tree by the entrance to the park in six point type about 20 feet off the ground) so that you never need to think about catching me crapping in the middle of your picnic. Anywho, go back to your picnic and never mind that pile of crap in the middle. It never happened”.

Ever get the feeling like it’s just not worth trying to have a picnic in the public park?